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pasture blasting

The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.
Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.
by yamadog March 26, 2023
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mamas baja blast

the fluid from a woman when her water breaks
she left her mamas baja blast all over the ground before she went to the hospital
by hardballhank June 13, 2024
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Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position
Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.
by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024
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Megaplenis Blast

BOOOOOOOOM!
Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL
by Pemherz June 26, 2024
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Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
by Rob Burry June 28, 2024
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God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.
You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.
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Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas
Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:
by dinkystinker January 28, 2023
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