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January 7th

People born on this day are a bitch.
Hey man your a bitch

“I’m born on January 7th what did you expect”
by Hiyah6969 May 25, 2021
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January 24

Be careful with your toes on this awful day. You might think this is a joke but NO! This is a warning!!! There is a chance you will stub your toe, you may graze your toe, you will cut your toe nails too short and bleed. Take the proper precautions.
Beware of January 24, have your band-aids and ice prepared.
by drunk pig January 24, 2021
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January 16th

On January 16th is the day where Viola can talk about Hisoka all she wants and is the day where her friends can't judge how dirty she is ;) Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum⭐️💧 🤤 Also on January 16th is the day where you hate on MACHI FROM HUNTER X HUNTER WHORE🤬
On January 16th is the day where we all throw Machi in the dumpster👏
by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020
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january 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there
January 6th is the best day ever because I’m a lesbian who loves tits
by bertbart October 23, 2019
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Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February
Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018
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January 5, 2023

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING
by margrett allison September 4, 2022
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No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass
Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge
by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020
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