The Dick Tully

When, amongst the confusion of wild intercourse, a male particpant over the age of 60 with a bald head lubricates his bald head using wax and WD-40, then he proceeds to stick his head inside his female parteners vagina.

Performing "The Dick Tully" requires great athleticism and a slut with a loose, floppy cunt.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Dick sex

When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis

Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob

by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020

Dick on Wheels

A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.

Look at that mall cop on the segway.

What a Dick on Wheels!

by dick-on-wheels April 26, 2009

dick cleaner

A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.

A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.

"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"

"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"

"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Community Dick

A Dick that you have to share with other woman . A man that’s for everybody . A male « Hoe »

He fucked every girl . He got community dick .

by Nymphv September 4, 2019

dick bastard

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.

"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."

by Pork King May 1, 2003

Dicked up

Opposite of being dick down, similar to fucked up but only this relates to sex.

To be such a turn-off or fucking up so badly you couldn’t get laid
Basically screwing up so badly you couldn’t screw them.

Person A: dude I couldnt get her wet last night so she left early

Person B: man...you dicked up

by Hoskii April 4, 2019