Relates to: free boatride plan.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
Get the sneaker testmug. by Okbamtheman March 8, 2024
Get the Blooben Testmug. When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.
by hydraflare May 15, 2016
Get the scootch testmug. 
When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
Get the The Planet Earth Testmug. A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.
Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.
by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024
Get the White Feather Testmug.