peternity test

Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.

Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.

by QuacksO December 3, 2025

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015

Test

Hello world

Testing

by 2phase January 22, 2024

Test 9

If ain’t already that mean you ain’t test 9 bruh you taken 12

Person: you test 9
Other person: what’s that mean
Person: NVM you taken 12

by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 27, 2022

testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus

Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Testing

Testing

Testing

by Ruvvy Lover February 23, 2023

test tubby

a tele tubby but with a test tube combined also they are very strange and they are the definition of that one kid who moans in class

james: yo bro you built like a test tubby
bob: yeah bro you dogwater
hoho: fuck me *moans*
lulu: ayo wtf
hoho: FUCK ME HARDER
joe: this is why you are a test tubby

by balls in yo jaws (big balls) March 12, 2022