twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock

melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock

by dave February 21, 2005

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017

Twat Dick

1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.

2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick

dude, that's my beer you twat dick

(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.

by TopNotchBants(y) March 1, 2016

Twat Hopper

"Twat Hopper"

A woman who likes to sleep around with other women.

"I can't believe she changed and decided to be a twat hopper."

"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."

by DamnDeXx February 12, 2010

flappy twat

A worn out vagina. (May whistle while you walk)

"damn man she had such a flappy twat my dick got sad"

by Soggy nuts July 25, 2016

twilight twat

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.

I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.

by williamthomas13 March 27, 2012

Tiny Twat

1.) A person, usually female, that is of a short stature. In addition to the height ailment, this person usually bears an attitude like that of a twat, going to unusual lengths just to be a bitch.

Studies have shown a link between twat-like females and the vertically challenged, doctors are referring to them as 'Tiny Twats'.

by HashedPotatos May 20, 2009