troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.

"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."

by twoambien June 27, 2016

troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

by NonFish October 17, 2008

Sora the Troll

Liliya's future husband.

lol Sora is the best man that i"ve seen my life. Sora the Troll is probably Liliya's(my) future husband.

by criticizefdsnkjnksd October 19, 2019

King troll

Also known as goat troll or super sayain troll, he’s a tiktoker that dick rides dragon ball z, hates on Naruto 247 and throws a hissy fit when someone doesn’t like his favorite character Sakura going as far as calling people misogynistic for not liking his favorite character Sakura. He has posted videos saying “if someone calls your favorite character/show trahs ignore them it’s their opinion”. he tells others to respect his opinion when he calls Naruto trash but when someone calls dbz or Sakura trash he gets mad, this shows his very hypocritical tendencies. He also is know for his frequent opinion changes switching his top 10 list every 10 hours. He also missed on every post.

King troll is dumb he seriously thinks dbz is better than Naruto

by Bahhajgjdknsjowwonswjbcjwkdo o February 21, 2021

Career Troll

A troll, regardless if the troll is good or bad, has found a way to turn their trolling into a profitable business; thus, their entire career is nothing but being a troll on the internet.

"I can't believe this guy is making so much money on youtube stirring up drama!"
"Yeah, he's a known career troll"

by Phlegmstar June 23, 2020

Booger Troll

An overweight/obese woman that is desperate for sex. Usually has many guys that use her as a fuck buddy but will never take her out on dates or will never be exposed in public with her.

That chick had phone sex with me last night. Yeah one night I was drunk and I did that with her too. Dont give her too much attention shes just a Booger Troll.

by Anonymous345345345 March 20, 2011