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troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004
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troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.
"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."
by twoambien June 27, 2016
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troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.
is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!
by NonFish October 17, 2008
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Boomer Troll

A member of the boomer generation who is also an internet troll. Boomer Trolls are often single, white, overweight males who troll people online via email, social media or text messages. They typically lack the courage to face their victims in person, instead choosing to attack them from the comfort of their smartphone or computer.
My brother is such as boomer troll! He keeps emailing me disturbing pictures but won't actually pick up the phone.
by Jake T Colorado September 25, 2022
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Cupboard Troll

A person who cannot stop snacking, is always in the cupboards or fridge. Eats everything and anything.
John-You have no food in your kitchen
Matt-Sorry my brother is a cupboard troll and ate it all!
by Hacker8365932826 March 21, 2011
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Motor Trolling

An off shoot of motor boating, but with differences. It's when a man takes another man's penis, holding it like a motor boat throttle, and rubs his face and lips across the reciviving man's testies and sack.
The kindly mustachioed gentleman introduced his good friend Tom to the joys of Motor Trolling while giving him copious amounts of oral pleasure. Tom was pleased.
by Zeud O. Nam May 25, 2011
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Booth Troll

Description of the guy who has to mop out the "private booths" at a pay-to-view strip club after male patrons have finished enjoying the show. Also known as a Jizz Mopper, though while a Jizz Mopper may also be employed on a porn set, a booth troll's job never leaves the booth.
Larry's a booth troll? No shit - karmic justice for being such an idiot douche, I guess.
by GratQq January 15, 2011
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