troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.

"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."

by twoambien June 27, 2016

troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

by NonFish October 17, 2008

Troll Food

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.

*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."

by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012

Booger Troll

An overweight/obese woman that is desperate for sex. Usually has many guys that use her as a fuck buddy but will never take her out on dates or will never be exposed in public with her.

That chick had phone sex with me last night. Yeah one night I was drunk and I did that with her too. Dont give her too much attention shes just a Booger Troll.

by Anonymous345345345 March 20, 2011

Lame Troll

A person that aggressively searches for companions of the opposite sex with no real sense of discernment, tending to be both unoriginal and uncool. Their approach is to bait many in hopes of catching one unsuspecting prey.

James looks through all my Facebook friends trying to find a date, he is such a Lame Troll

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

Troll Nose

The infected hood of a vagina

Wow bae I can smell that troll nose from here!

by Kegoramma July 16, 2016