Princess texter

When a male friend is asked a question and
doesn't acknowledge it. He tries to curve the
question and not answer it texting about other
things. He is princess texting his way around the
topic like a girl would.

Messy mike: Yoo, did you fuck with that one girl from the addy?

Johnny topside: We just chilled in the room and did things.

Messy mike: That mean you guys did fuck huh?

Johnny topside: You know we vibed and shit.

Messy mike: Right, but you did fuck her right? How was it?

Johnny topside: Not going to lie she was cool.
Messy mike: Why you being a princess texter bro did you guys fuck or nah? You just avoiding the question a lot.

by Zuperior Daddy July 16, 2022

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Pin Princess

A female that injects steroids into your body for you

“Im too scared of needles to inject testosterone myself so i’ve been having my pin princess do it for me.”

by testmonsterone February 20, 2024

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zulu princess

an elegant gay black man.

i was greeted by a zulu princess, at that cafe over in West Hollywood.

by lmacdaddy May 4, 2016

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I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

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