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Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
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christma

christma is a light skin
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taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
by TkMhFc July 24, 2017
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Christmas yes sunny day no

Some random ass youtuber that quitted years ago
Josh: have you seen Christmas yes sunny day no?
Jimmy: used to
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Christmas Clownsuit

The name given to the ragtag ensemble outfit that results from wearing some or all of the clothing you were given for Christmas.
Let's see, we've got a lurid green T-Shirt, a bright red jacket, some black denim jeans and a pair of bright white sneakers.

Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.
by Psychemaster December 25, 2010
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Christmas Attack Zone

the tenth episode of the fifth season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock, and the 90th overall episode of the series.
Christmas Attack Zone was written by 30 Rock story editor Tracey Wigfield,2 her first episode for the fifth season, and her fourth writing credit overall after "Jackie Jormp-Jomp", "Future Husband", and "Don Geiss, America and Hope
by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023
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Christmas Gratification

Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.
I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.
by Emptychair361 January 5, 2023
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