Smashed

Another word for ugly bitches

Yo that bitch smashed

Yo tell that bitch she smashed

by Ps: OTFXSIR January 23, 2022

Liberal Smash

Most common attack used by Alt Right to protect the Republicans. It's a parody of attack used by All Might in anime Boku No Hero Academia

Alt Right: Face my Liberal Smash!

by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

Whiskey Smash

You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.

You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.

Whiskey Smash!

- Glares at everyone -

- Smashes cup on floor -

by Mitch Dub October 4, 2010

Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

Smash dro

The act of playing smash bros and smoking dro all in one

Hey man wanna play some smash

Hell yeah man lets smoke a blunt while we doin it so we can smash dro

by That1jerrythats76 December 2, 2018