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National bully a short person day 

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day

Popping a short-handed Joe 

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

Style me short

I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)

National hug A short person day 

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

Martin City Short-Long

A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.
If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!