Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Stinky Saddam 

stĭngk·ee sä·däm / noun -- the act of conducting autoerotic asphyxiation while simultaneously defecating oneself at the moment of climax; also known as the "Deviant Dictator"

i.e. Yeah, I caught Jim doing the Stinky Saddam and now I'm not sure I ever want to talk to him again.

Stinky Saddam by Tuna Kuna September 18, 2013

Sadness Boner 

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

Sadness Boner by kain2201 October 16, 2013

sadie hawkins surprise 

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

sadie hawkins surprise by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

sadboyprolific

man this guy got depression and so he be rappin yk making music outta it. if u sad u could always hit up this dude’s music for a lil mood

Person 1: Bruh I needa cry tho.
Person 2: Try listening to sadboyprolific. He can getchu in yo feels homie
Person 1: *listens* Damn homes u was right

sadboyprolific by skyies April 30, 2020

Sadia

Sadia is the best friend everyone wishes to have. She's so special and is always there when you need her. She's so pretty, sweet, funny, humble and loves her friends like family!

Adil: I'm so glad we met! Sadia is the best thing that ever happened to me!
Sadia: Aww! You are special.

Sadia by Adil🇧🇩 July 12, 2021

Sadhana 

Makes everyone around her happy. When a sadhana belongs in your life you should never let go of her. She's funny, smart, modest and always has plenty of smiles and laughs to share with those around her. Keep a look out for those eyes, you'll never miss them. They're always bright and filled with positivity. The eyes are definitely the best characteristic of Sadhana. She's also got a wonderful smile
Usually the perfect match with boys whose name starts with A.

Troy: Whose that girl over there
Dave: Which one
Troy: The one with the beautiful eyes and amazing smile
Dave: Oh! That's Sadhana!

Sadhana by La Love June 13, 2018