Mud Saddle 

When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of shit for the next lucky person.

" Dude I have to crap so bad but Jim Dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! That guy can really blow some brutal mudd"

Mud Saddle by moma lucian March 22, 2005

Sadfishing 

Sadfishing is the act of someone faking their mental health issues in order to gain attention/likes on social media.

Possible motivations: loneliness, curiosity, boredom

Kendall Jenner is a bitch, she's just sadfishing all the damn time!

Sadfishing by CryinNow October 6, 2019

saddam mode 

To emulate Saddam Hussein's strategy of being a really aggressive mother fucker in getting what you want, specifically bitches. One who goes into "Saddam Mode" will stop at virtually nothing in order to acheive his goal of bringing home a 'ho, most likely to Donkey Punch and Abraham Lincoln the shit out of her. If applied improperly, Saddam Mode may result in incarceration.

Holy shit, did you see that bitch CB took home? That nigga was in Saddam Mode tonight.

saddam mode by Roshambo April 5, 2008

Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Stinky Saddam 

stĭngk·ee sä·däm / noun -- the act of conducting autoerotic asphyxiation while simultaneously defecating oneself at the moment of climax; also known as the "Deviant Dictator"

i.e. Yeah, I caught Jim doing the Stinky Saddam and now I'm not sure I ever want to talk to him again.

Stinky Saddam by Tuna Kuna September 18, 2013

Sadness Boner 

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

Sadness Boner by kain2201 October 16, 2013

sadie hawkins surprise 

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

sadie hawkins surprise by Penis surprise November 18, 2013