Robert

A Robert is a great and intelligent man, who has the personally of a true gentleman. They are sometimes shy or hard to get to know but once you know them, you'll never forget them. However, Roberts, can also be a true badass and can take charge of any situation telling people off. They are always on time for any given appoitment and are always well dressed, shaved, and smelling of sexy cologne. They are also quite the ladies man but don't know it. Women flock from miles just to catch a glimpse of a Robert... Tall dark and handsome; and usually from an Asian, Italian, or Spanish orgin. Roberts are usually computer savvy and have the best success at whatever their profession is. If you know a Robert, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world because they're the best people you'll ever meet.

Girl 1: Hey look at that bro coming down the road, he's smexy. He must be a Robert.
Robert: Hey there girl, meow!

Robert: Here, hold this lens cap for me... I'm busy being awesome.
Mikey: Anything for you Robert... I would do anything. I just wish I was a Robert.

by 33beegees May 8, 2013

Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.

Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.

by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011

Robert Iler

Robert Iler plays Anthony (A.J.) Soprano Jr. on the show The Sopranos.

Robert Iler is a hottie!!!!!!!!!!!

by asssssssssssssssssssss July 2, 2005

Robert Kennedy

Having sexual relations with a blonde chick that looks kinda like marilyn monroe whilst wearing one black dress sock.

I came home so drunk last night i ended up giving that chick a Robert Kennedy.

by Jim Cova January 6, 2008

Robertiello

Obviously a bad-ass Italian that has a way of always getting out of trouble and is a super sweet talker. He's also very sexy.

ya i got out of my punishment i pulled a straight up Robertiello

by Italians 101 April 17, 2010

shantilly robertson

Shantilly Robertson very small and usually coming from a rich family with a mum who brags , no one wants to fuck a shantilly , she's also a cunt and model

"Shantilly Robertson is pretty but annoying " - annoying someone who wants to make you want to scream

by Someone..love378 March 3, 2017

Robert

Not the best looking guy around but is still kind of cute. Can be a major jerk sometimes, but it alright once you get to know him. Always says "Thanks for the compliment!" when you say "I love you." Has great taste in music. Dosen't take anyone's crap.

Robert is awesome! But he sure gets on my nerves sometimes.

by iLoveRobert:P April 23, 2011