The Ashtray Rules

1. Don't cough in the ashtray
2. Don't sneeze in the ashtray
3. Don't laugh in the ashtray
4. Don't blow on the ashtray
5. OR YOU HAVE TO VACCUM

These rules can be repeated for joint-rolling. No-one wants all their weed on the floor.

Person1: *cough cough* oh shit i spilled the ashtray everywhere with my misaimed cough.
Person2: Get out the vaccum then, you know The Ashtray Rules!

by MMMerangue April 17, 2008

3rd rule

If you're gonna have sex don't forget to protect! Ain't nobody got time for babies

Duuuuude, you're gonna get laid? Don't forget the 3rd rule man, you feel me?

by Watchagonnado June 1, 2014

scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.

person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...

by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009

7up rule

When a guy refuses to date a girl that's below a 7.

Johhny has high standards for girls he goes by the 7up rule

by jumpman98 September 6, 2016

Rule 334

Like Rule 34 and Rule 34F, except more official.
If it exists, there's furry porn of it.

Person 1: "Dude, is there porn of furry Teen Titans?"
Person 2: "Rule 334."
Person 1: "Holy fuck why??"

by CHCreations May 4, 2019

Rule 347

Downvote if the video doesn't have subtitles...happiness should have subtitles

RULE 347 - If someone uploads a funny video to the internet and there is someone speaking with a very bad pronunciation or there is noise that does not allow to be understood, it must be accompanied by subtitles so that everyone can laugh, otherwise they must downvote

by XBMforce March 31, 2022

Arredondo rule

whenever someone is speaking in generalizations, there is always an exception present. Based on the principle that there are always people around you that think that the norms do not apply to them, because they are special and one of a kind.

person to a group: "I read that you can't sneeze with your eyes open"

After making the statement, most people in the group will nod their heads in agreement, remembering the last time they sneezed...while there will be one person who claims that either they or someone they know always sneezes with their eyes open - That is the Arredondo rule.

by maestro0035 March 19, 2010