Get the Robert Downey Jr.mug. Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
by Hesofine12 November 20, 2023
Get the Robert battsmug. The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the Blowjob Robertsmug. by D Flawless December 2, 2021
Get the Robert Sixteenthmug. I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
by MelonCee November 9, 2022
Get the Robertmug. The sexiest smartest big penis guy in the world, he could steal your girl an fuck your mom, watch out for Robert!
by Sommer Ray 837482 November 21, 2021
Get the Robertmug. Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
by Alex saleh August 1, 2009
Get the robert dinesmug.