Pot Kisser

1) Someone belligerently intoxicated causing excessive vomiting.

2) Forcing one’s self to vomit.
3) Vomiting.

Some chick disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!

by La PrimaDonna December 09, 2023

Pot Kisser

A belligerently intoxicated person vomiting in a toilet.
A person who forces themselves to vomit.
Vomiting or vomiting in a toilet.

Some bitch just disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!

by La PrimaDonna December 19, 2023

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023

Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 04, 2022

Pot Pocket

When you have recently carried marijuana in your pocket and there are now many fragments left behind.

The result of such event as follows;

1) loose buds with out a bag
2) packed bowl in pocket
3) loose scraps of weed that used to be some dank leaf

"dammit, i just realized that i should've brought a plastic bag because now i have Pot Pocket"

by tree luver March 08, 2012

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 17, 2020