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Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
by ghostToes July 6, 2023
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Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"
Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.
by Fourveinte August 5, 2023
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Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.
Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.
by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021
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POTS

A person who is tuff on the outside but is full of bubbles on the inside they will death stare you and make you feel like you did something wrong but the whole time they are worried about you and only want the best for you. Pots is someone you can not be around 24/7 because she will make fun of you all day. Pots is a 5’8 islander who thinks I want her hair... but other than that pots is a great person who will go out of her way to make sure your having a good day everyone needs some pots in their life
Hey, hurry up and clean up your mess .-pots
by saggy lover November 22, 2021
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pot

i wish i had some pot, got some, cops come, oh crsp
by mannathon mann November 5, 2019
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pot fuck

A party where everyone brings their wife and they all share
Hey Randy you going to the pot fuck? I heard Tim's wife is smoking hot.
by CloudJumper November 11, 2020
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Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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