Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

Hitting the back of my phone

Masturbating furiously

Oh, I was just hitting the back of my phone

by CreativityNonexistent April 04, 2018

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 07, 2019

put the freak on tha phone

1. DAMN

2. hell yeah

1- he fine as fuck, put the freak on tha phone.

2- this food good as hell, put the freak on tha phone .

by justlearninstreetterms September 28, 2020

after sex phone call

just like it sounds a call made after sex

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

by adam schilling November 10, 2002

2 cell phone shawty

A girl and/or woman who is about her business and uses one phone for personal matters, whilst the other is used to slang drugs

"it's hard to find decent girl drug dealers man"

"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty

by swisherbishop April 18, 2016

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021