Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.

person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me

by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025

San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}

Oh Shit its the San Andreas Highway Patrol!

by that random guy no one trusts March 6, 2019

Pizza Roll Patrol

A warframe clan in which DemonGodAeigis is the best member, followed by SinisterRiot and Jaipal.

I heard that hot guy Demon is the best member of Pizza Roll Patrol

by DemonGodAeigis May 11, 2019

Paul's patrol

A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect

wait is that a nonce cave, dont worry Paul's patrol are already their in their GB kits

by nonce hunter October 8, 2019

Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.

Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it

by Castellanien January 14, 2020

Looking like Pedro

Word used for when someone is a mega simp and looks beautiful

Ex: "Bruh, do i look Dope?
"You're looking like Pedro"
"Thanks brother!"

by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020

Down syndrome pedro

A Snitch who tells a guy/Usually his brother about jerking off in a forest

You Bro You hear that guy is a down syndrome pedro No way bro

by Canadian beastiality June 27, 2020