U pick live

Means, "We smoke extremly large amounts of weed" in pothead terms.

Also WTF is up with mystery wall?

does anyone really give a fuck? no!

7 year old: Mommy, whats cocaine?

Mom: Uhh, why dont you go outside and play a nice game of hide and fork yourself

7 year old: Ok mommy

by USSR December 8, 2003

No u plus infinity

The no u that can’t be beat ever unless ur actually god

Mean boi: ur gay

Me: no u
Mean boi: no u plus 1
Me: NO U PLUS INFINITY

mean boi: 😮

by Big blunts boi420420 April 11, 2019

r u gey

Are you gay

"What, are those mint?"

"Yes."

"r u gey" BAM

by Geiiiiiii December 15, 2018

No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.

Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez

by Thanos daddy May 2, 2019

Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.

That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!

by CountVonfingerbang November 5, 2019

U trippin dawg

When you want someone really bad but you don’t wanna tell them directly

Me: I think I kinda like you
Sean: u trippin dawg 😏

by MrWoman May 10, 2022

Catfish U-turn

The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person

Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd

"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"

by SlightlyChocolate August 13, 2018