Maybach Music

another term for a prostitute's vagina

Prostitute: "for $100 an hour you can put your dick in my Maybach Music"

Trick: "hoe here is your $100, now give me some Maybach Music"

by Canelo Alvarez November 9, 2012

music

my world.
my soul.
my feelings.
my drug.
my reason why I get up in the morning.
my escape.
my haven.
my heaven.

I would believe the feeling is mutual.

"music is... indescribable."

by Campbell Vreeland July 6, 2008

rap music

A musical genre which requires no musical talent whatsoever for a variety of reasons. EVERY SINGLE black person you see has written ryhmes hoping to turn them into rap songs, getting a good beat program for your computer, and buying a rhymign dictionary is not talent. I hear kids who listen to rap say the same about rock and metal yet, some popular rap songs have actual rock songs in them. For EX: A song with Ozzy Osbourne's crazy train, a song with the song we're not gonan take it(by twisted sister I think). You want to be recognized go pick up a guitar idolize Randy Rhoades and Zakk Wylde, can't forget hendrix :D.

I have nothing to write here, rap music sucks

by General_Hax0r April 17, 2006

Music Sandwhich

The act of playing two different songs from two different headphones in each ear. There by making a "music sandwhich"

My ears were confused in that music sandwhich by those two girls in P.E..

by California AfroSamurai December 1, 2010

escalator music

Elevator music with a better or more pronounced beat.

Joe had nothing but escalator music on his iPod, but said that Janice was worse because she had Eiffel 65.

by TheLastPunslinger October 23, 2005

smart muscle

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

by masedog February 3, 2008

Myspace Music

The piece of shit that raped, murdered and pissed on the coolest place for music, imeem. This sucking, fucking craphole has fucking no music, a shitty playlist layout that will have you banging your face against the keyboard, and more fucking advertisements then my goddamned TV.

MySpace User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Oh damn, they don't have what i'm looking for. I guess i'll go stick a wrench in my dick then.

Imeem User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Fuck yea! Now I can listen to some badass fucking tunes with no advertisements every other song to interupt my fucking awesome playlist!

Imeem User using Myspace Music: Hot damn, I fucking made this gay-ass Myspace account, waited for-fucking-ever, and now I can finally listen to my playlists!
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As soon as I can navigate this labyrinth of friggin shit and piss... ah there we... what the fuck? Where's all my damn music?! I had almost 200 songs, now ive got fuckin 50! God DAMMIT!! Fuck you Myspace, you fucking shitcan!

by Terrordar March 25, 2010