The "Mr. President"

A multi-step sexual performance.

1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.

I dropped a Benjamin to fly her down to the White House. It was worth it though, I gave her "The "Mr. President"".

by The Big Sreaze February 26, 2011

mr titty

a man with big tits

transexual

devin o'brien is a real mr titty, sometimes i dont know what gender he is

by chris tilley July 7, 2007

mr. m

A dude who likes to date underage girls and keep lotion on his desk for unknown reasons

Your a Mr. M

by Lordmemeion1104 June 1, 2018

Mr. Burns

When a girl is going down on you whilst cupping your balls and when you come, she "twingles" her fingers and murmurs "eeexxxxcccceeeellllllleeennnnttt..."

I got a Mr. Burns from some broad last night but her arthritis prevented it from true excellence...

by Your Stepma January 13, 2011

A Mr Chow

A Mr Chow reference to a man's very small Penis after Mr Chow from The Hangover

"Dude its a Mr Chow" or "LOL he has a Mr Chow"

by Project 9 August 17, 2011

mr. boston

a dork who thinks he's a stud

"I can't believe Mr. Boston asked me out today! He sooooo doesn't have a chance with me!"

by meowyes February 1, 2007

Mr. Horse

One of the great politicians, phsychiartrists, war veterans, Infomercial volenteers, and altogether a great American icon.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. No sir.. I don't like it..

-Mr. Horse

by Ytsejam September 6, 2008