Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Matthew Tang

Smart, handsome, Asian, loves dumplings, the boy of your dreams guys too, and also not homophobic

Likes or loves anyone that is interested into him.

Girl: OMG I wish I was with Matthew Tang.
Boy: OMG I wish I was Matthew Tang.

by Mackenzie_has_a_crush_170 May 19, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer

Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does

by Notnamedarcher October 5, 2021

Matthew

A rock

Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!

by Wyatts fat mom December 6, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is the name of a raging homosexual that will always be the first to offer to carry your handbag…he can carry this but he wouldn’t be able to carry his Apex team to be the champion squad #bronze

“Damn broski don’t be a Matthew”

by The truth is reece November 23, 2021

Matthew Chance

Matthew Chance is a great friend and person to have in your life. Give him a "chance" and you'll always have someone to gossip and tell your secrets. Never left him go

" i wish my friends were as loyal as matthew chance ".

by Eldyen December 29, 2022

Matthew

Matthew's are genours kind and caring. They are the best of friends and help you at your deepest points. They tend to be cute and can make an amazing boyfriend. They like to make others happy and put others before them. They have a heart-warming smile that could lighten up your day. If you know or have a Matthew don't let them go. They are a real life soother.

"Damnnn that Matthew is hawt I wanna date him"

by Urbandicccckkk November 26, 2019