Muffdiver

Going down on a woman, eating her pussy, licking her out etc.

Hey mate, heard you’re a muffdiver?

Yeah, I eat pussy all the time.

by jackyboy96 March 1, 2018

Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).

You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!

by Lil'lee July 5, 2018

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Muffi

Used to define a man who acts like a complete pussy and is a big wuss

Daam Jerry is turning into a Muffi

by Ass654 November 6, 2018

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

muffi

Maminka

Miluju tě muffi

by Czeie December 19, 2018

Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019