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Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew
I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC
by pluhmm November 16, 2021
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is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.
damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.
by roger1780 November 21, 2021
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Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers
Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first
by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025
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Matthew sucks
by stephbry123 October 29, 2021
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I actually like Matthew. I'll admit I spoke to soon.
Hym "Nah, I actually ended up liking Matthew. I wanted to hate him though. I felt the same way about the Robert Greene guy (I think his name was). The 27 rules of power guy. I don't know what it was about him but I wanted to hate him. I really did. But he actually ended up winning me over. Meh 🤷 ♂️ what can you do?"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2023
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Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.
I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews
by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025
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Matthew

A nice person who can always beat you at smash bros and will always be better than you at jedi fallen order.
Thant matthew AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
by NotJCKACA May 5, 2023
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