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lemon crack

When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.
I needed some money, so I gave Jenny the Lemon Crack. We used the money to buy beer and porn.
by sonofbootycheeks October 23, 2008
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Lemonade Sunglasses

The act of drinking straight cordial or sweet beverage syrup without mixers such as water for a desired effect upon the brain.

Also used as a cheap alternative to drugs such as amphetamines or alcohol.
Trent: "Lets go get some lemonade sunglasses"
Kev: "F#&k yeah"
Trent: "Drink that sh$t straight!"
Kev: "Yeah, {it} makes you loopy! It's cheap as!"
by Joanna Anthony March 1, 2009
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Lemon Check

When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.
When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".

Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...
by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009
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lemon

A word that describes a person that is nerdy or lame. usually they are red headed, left handed, and have large heads. For a similar definition see nunan.
Bryce: wow, Cameron is such a lemon!

Kyle: I know. Look at him suckin it up on Call of duty.

Bryce: I bet even you, kyle, could beat that lemon in Modern Warfare 2!

Kyle: With one hand tied behind my back and a USP. 45
by Mr. Lesly Chow January 20, 2010
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Lemonade Rain

Oh man I just had some Lemonade Rain that was 7 inches of rain.
by MAH LAZOR May 25, 2010
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lemongrass

a restaurant where all the wogs go for noms
arthur: homg im sooo hungryzz
evelyn: zomg lets go to da lemongrass
arthur: !!!1!
by shoppobro April 24, 2011
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Lemon Cream

The thick, moist combination of sweat and semen produced during a grueling Lemon Party.
The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.
by Taylor132 June 22, 2012
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