Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.

Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.

by anonymous August 10, 2025

Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

landing primo

when you land on the side of your board

The beginner will be landing primo on this next trick.

by leahim September 8, 2025

Banana Land

That wild, feel-good zone where stuff goes full-on bananas: everything clicks into this epic flow of crazy-good vibes, turning “that’s insane” into your new happy place of pure, effortless magic.

Dude, when the traffic jam suddenly cleared and I nailed that parking spot right in front, with my playlist hitting all the bangers: total Banana Land.

by CodyyyO September 13, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025