crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

My land

the baddest bitch in the game.

u can never beat a my land.

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Emote Land

place to get emojis

Dillan: how get emoji
Ash: UwU get them from emote land ok

by SargunIsGay September 24, 2021

Gancho land burrito

Gancho land burrito: An authentic burrito made from various ingredients. Derived from the Latin word Gancho (hook).. once you’ve had one you’re hooked: Gacho: super bad.
Also know as the big homies Gancho land Burrito

Check out the Gancho land burrito, it’s gacho dude. All the big homies are eating gancho land burritos. But watch out you’ll get hooked wey.

by R-WAK January 30, 2023

Land Grab

The process of taking credit for projects and/or creating new projects in a company that is on the brink of lay offs to make sure your boss knows you are not dispensible.

Sandra knew she was on the chopping block for the next round of layoffs so she started land grabbing to create a perception of a full workload.

by 123jess123 December 20, 2008

That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.

A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."

by telltale August 31, 2013

Land Duck

Another word for Pigeon

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*

by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022