"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Joke

Something someone says that makes you laugh.. seriously how did you not know that?

Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.

My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭

by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.

I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke

by b e e n u s May 20, 2025

joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

"wanna hear a joke?"
"sure"
"pldt"
"haha"

by Da_Aaa April 28, 2022

DUB JOKE

A dub joke is when you dub a series into a different language and make dumb jokes in the translation.

Hey that was a good DUB JOKE, props to the translator

by Huloran June 3, 2020

dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.

Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017