1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
Get the Tactical Jerkmug. Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
Get the Jerk Plankmug. When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.
I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!
by mckwistonator July 26, 2022
Get the Social Circle Jerkmug. by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017
Get the switch jerkingmug. by Dodi fied November 18, 2020
Get the jerk a meyermug. Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
Get the jerk bookmug. Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024
Get the Jerk curtainmug.