by Little Grundle June 11, 2004
Get the jesus god mug.verb: The act of forcing something to work through blunt strength or force.
also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.
also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.
When a stubbern object is lodged in an awkward position and you want to get it out, you have the option to jesus fuck it, and make it work.
by mikedusher October 13, 2009
Get the Jesus Fuck mug."Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"
by twopaws February 24, 2010
Get the jesus weiner mug.Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.
Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"
Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.
Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.
by scorpiotail December 29, 2010
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