Noun: The female equivalent to sending a dick pict. A picture of a moist vagina sent unsolicited via email, usually via a service like Yahoo or Hotmail.
by Dr. Johnson February 14, 2022
The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.
by shuddddders October 07, 2009
by Gordon V. Beterson May 22, 2021
To stick your penis inside a anus full of bootyjuice, wet diarrhea and poop materials while a condom is on leaving a wet and squishy like sound effect and visually resembling freshly rained on Mud.
Hey dude, so tell me why last night I just got mudd butter all over my pocket, shit is wild on the south side of Chicago.
by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020
References anything that is incorrect, inaccurate, repulsive; unattractive. preposterous, absurd, corrupt or depraved. Actions that have been given little thought ; Pertains to bad ideas, shoddy workmanship or a slack work ethic. Replaces the expletive Bullshit.
I gave specific instructions on how to rezone the parking lot and it's all wrong! What in the Bull Butter have y'all been doing?
by Sandralicious February 28, 2020
The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.
by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019
"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.
by Katkaestner May 18, 2021