hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.

Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.

by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016

Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.

"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."

by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016

hood zombie

A person or persons who stand on corners and/or pace the streets slanging drugs an talking on cell phones.. Hood Zombie

Hood zombies standing everywhere selling dope. Hood zombies on the corner selling weed. Hey I think that Hood zombie has what I need ..

by ack78 September 21, 2016

hood worthy

A girl that is attractive enough that a big husky man would take the time to lay on her hood so she can drive her car out of the ditch.

Bryan: Man, look at that hot chick. She sure knows how to wear a pair of yoga pants!!
Matt: Yeah, she is for sure hood worthy!

by Jgum89 September 7, 2016

Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016

hood treat

Usually meaning drugs.

David Sanchez bought some hood treat from Tyrone a couple days ago and OD'd.

by MrBardo1644 August 15, 2016

hooded plover

A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.

Mate he isn't a hooded plover!

Strewth did not expect that one

by Keglet July 28, 2016