by authentic man November 22, 2021

Person 1: (caption) This is the happiest day of my life, I'm a father now.
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by Alejandro_shakestick August 26, 2021

Oh, yeah, no, you all absolutely need to be murder for what you're doing to me. The faster it happens, the happier I'm going to be about it.
Hym "Was he even vaguely aware of my thing? Then yes he did. You deserve to be murdered for what you are doing to me. You and your kids. Uuuuumm I could be free but I am not and you are directly responsible for it and all so you don't have to eat a little crow. I'm actively in pain right now. The faster and more frequently it happens the happier I'm going to be and I'm going to continue to want that until I am credited and paid. Like, you want me to suffer... So I am... And now you want you and your kids to not want to deserve to get murdered for it... And you do. Did he know about my thing and say nothing? Then yes he deserved to die, in my humble opinion."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025

When you’re having a good time out at the club and see someone cute that you want to know more intimately.
by BaddieP101 August 14, 2023

by The Sovereign One January 4, 2022

When titties go down hill
by Smburgg May 10, 2016

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024
