im getting hard

A mans pp growing because of something that turns him on

Her: so you not gonna give me a hug?
Me in my head: im getting hard

by Lil Jo November 30, 2021

goes hard

A phrase for annoying people to describe something cool I guess.

This picture of Shadow the Hedgehog holding a gun goes hard.

by shumsaredumb June 12, 2022

hard knock life

To have a life that is difficult, where the elements of the world seem to be against you all the time.
For example, life on the streets, the life of a hustler or a dealer.

Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life"
It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us, instead of treated, we get tricked, instead of kisses, we get kicked, it's a hard knock life

by cErTiFiEd November 24, 2004

gettin em hard

When something extreme, over-the-top or awesome happens.

*Two people are watching a movie and somebody brutally dies*

Guy 1: Holy Crap!
Guy 2: Gettin em hard!

by luke j ax May 19, 2009

Law of conservation of hardness

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.

"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

by PK001 March 4, 2008

fucking up hard

to fuck up more so than to simply "fuck up"

Kelsey: Dude, the project is due tomorrow and we still don't have a topic.
Deborah: I don't think we need to meet or pick a topic.
Kelsey: Deborah... you're fucking up hard right now.

by tryin2go2jos March 30, 2011

Rock and a hard place

Having to choose between two undesirable situations

Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.

by Mr Wilhelm October 8, 2009