(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.
Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.
It was hilarious.
It was hilarious.
by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

by Nah Man I don't wanna July 7, 2021

by Shocker plus April 5, 2019

by CarrayWaySeed November 30, 2020

The act of forceful and intentionally hammering something, or completeing and action with overwhelming success
Man, I know it’s hard to learn how to play the guitar, but you just need to hammer bitch the bing wang
by hastydemise January 26, 2019

Hammered is a term heroin addicts use to say they're stoned, high, going on the nod, feeling it etc. No particular reason except that hammer is also a street term for heroin, as are many other words beginning with H.
by nevergaveyouniggasmoney June 25, 2016
