Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022

Girl hammer

It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.

Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.

by Dcharliefox December 11, 2024

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

polished hammer

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }

when obligated a man does what he must to survive racial retaliations polished hammer

by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019

Mod Hammer

To be banished from the forum(s) for a predetermined period of time, ranging from a couple days to permanently.

User 1: Hey dude, did you hear? Timmy got the mod hammer!
User 2: Aw, no way dude! That sucks!

by dietcola July 10, 2009

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016