Greaseball

Someone who sits all day and rather doom scrolls or jerks off.

Example: Jared Nickerson
“Wow, that dude is such a greaseball. He just sits and goons all day.”

by rupertgamingboy67 August 3, 2025

Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn

"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"

by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025

grease

Grease is commonly used by a group of yns , or a yn the meaning is also commonly used in broward county fl. grease MEANS f**k but you cannot say "Grease you" when you ae cursing someone out you can say "Lemme greasee" or "greasee n goo homeee"

b: " Lemme Greaseeee "
g: " wha..? "
b: " Lemme Crackkk "

by snailyw September 5, 2025

greasehole

A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.

Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."

by anonymous October 26, 2025

Greaterrichmondritualmonitor

A Richmond, VA-based schizo-lore archive disguised as an Instagram account, allegedly chronicling the “ritual infrastructure” of Central Virginia.

Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.

Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.

“My friend tried to decode GreaterRichmondRitualMonitor and hasn’t been normal since the eclipse.”

“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”

by Greaterrichmondritualmonitor November 3, 2025

greasegurger

greasy burger

Customer: "Excuse me, may I have a little more grease on this greasegurger?"
Cashier: "Excuse me? You want more grease on your greasy burger?"
Customer: "Yeah. I just want more of the greasegurger."

by goober guy lol November 24, 2025

Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!

Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.

by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025