Golden mitchell

To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee

"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Golden trash

Can be described when someone has the best stats on the team yet having low stats

Example: JOHN 5 pts ( Highest )

DAVID 3 pts

STARK 2 pts

Global stats: MORGAN 1034 pts ( Highest )

STEVE 445 pts

BOB 22 pts

JOHN 5 pts ( the highest on the current team he's on )

DAVID 3 pts

STARK 2 pts

John is a Golden Trash at any given game

by LePost James November 29, 2019

golden state bridge

Like the Eiffel Tower except your adding one female. 2 groups of people having intercourse, while the guys are clapping cheeks from the rear, the females are kissing in the middle with the guys pushing hands together.

“Hey did you hear about Oliver and Gus’s Golden state bridge last night with Tracy and Brittany? Ya, the boys were clapping hands while the girls were clapping cheeks!”

by TheBerries6246 November 29, 2019

Golden Revolution

The act of two or more people simultaneously urinating in each others’ mouths, swallowing it all, and waiting until they need to urinate again, and pissing again into the mouth. When your piss winds up back in your body, you’ve completed a golden revolution.

Bill and I both had to piss but Uncle Barry had been in the bathroom for over 3 hours. We solved it by doing the ol’ Golden Revolution.

by Tayus Neb December 8, 2019

Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

by B1GMammy January 20, 2020

golden girl

The formal act of shaming, by full-screening a Youtube video, typically of the popular television show Golden Girls, for leaving one's laptop unlocked, whilst attending to physical matters.

etymology: Explorys, circa 2012

Yo... he just left his computer unlocked:
we should golden girl him.

by deekim October 28, 2019