Looking for fruit in a jello cup

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.

Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."

by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

Fruit loop

The urge to brutally murder or rape gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

by ubershmekel January 20, 2024

Fruit Basket

When a gentleman tucks his dick, balls and nut-sack between his legs and gives you the full-moon...with a little extra!! !!!^_-!!! Not only do you get his peach-fuzzy checks but, also, with his dick, balls and nut-sack hanging out the under-side like an over-flowing basket...banana, assorted nuts, and the basket making attempts at trying to hold it all. !!!^_^!!!

"The least I could do is give you a fruit basket, if, you are going to pick "my fruit." !!!€_€!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder January 25, 2024

fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023