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facebook time

(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.

form of face time.
"dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome."
by madelinefersure December 25, 2008
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Facebook Texting

Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile
Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."

Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"

Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."

Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."
by Renegadeangel92 October 18, 2010
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Facebook Gangster

A person who acts tough on Facebook but would never confront you or say the same nasty comments to your face because they are too chicken to be real with you in person versus hiding like a pussy behind the computer screen.
by Pawitchywoman November 16, 2013
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Facebook Douche

An individual male or female who friend requests you and never posts anything on your wall after you add them. Also, a person who never even communicates with you on Facebook at all.
You add a person or persons as a friend to your Facebook friends list and afterwards never comments or communicates with you after being added. Once you identified such an individual or individuals that person or persons is now refered to as a Facebook Douche.
by whitey the cable guy June 21, 2009
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Facebook Bomber

Some one who sends you tons of invitations a day "groups,new applications,tags..etc"
Dude1: Gee, Mike is such a fool for bombing my email like that
Dude2: Tell me about him! the other day he sent me 30 invitations at once I took me 10 mins to get rid of all that scum, fucking Facebook bomber.
by KIDZO October 11, 2007
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facebook cockblocked

Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.

This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.

NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:

GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)

(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
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facebook addict

person who has no social life other than spending time logging into facebook
by panocha12793 July 14, 2010
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