Facebook Marry 

When you jokingly ask a friend to marry you on facebook. Or when your gf/bf wants to have that up instead that you to are in a relationship.

You:Dude last night things got kinda serious with my girlfriend!
Friend: Why, what happened?
You: She asked me to facebook marry her!

Facebook Marry by Philup_J_Fry September 10, 2009

facebook jesus

when miracles happen via facebook you thank your online savior.

I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.

facebook jesus by matt5000 June 28, 2010

Facebook Wealth

Having high numbers in likes, comments and friends on facebook, It's worth nothing in the real world.

Guy no. 1: DUDE !!!, look at my facebook wealth on facebook...

1000 friend, 50 comments on this post and 100 likes

Guy no. 2: Congratulations, how many people like you and want to talk to you in real life ?

Guy no. 1: Shut up !

Facebook Wealth by Benmkl July 5, 2010

facebook thumb 

It is the tumb up button used in Facebook chat that is only used for sarcastic purposes. It cannot be used as a sense of apporval or anything else as it is solely at sarcastic thumb.

Fb'er 1:Saw a cow today
Fb'er 2: 👍
Fb'er 1: ahh not the Facebook thumb

facebook thumb by nicktheprickswag March 14, 2014

facebook whining 

When all your status updates are complaints, mostly whining or whinging about nothing that anyone but you cares about. You hope that someone, somewhere on Facebook will like your update or try to consol you. Basically, its attention seeking for victims.

If I read one more facebook whine from that woman again, I will have to unfriend her. I don't care if the Caesar salad she ate at a restaurant had too much garlic in it! Grow up! Oh, and last night she got too many mosquitoe bites, awful! It's so annoying when people spend their time facebook whining...

facebook whining by Lifelong learner June 8, 2014

Facebook Mogul

Someone who is on facebook incessently. Such an individual is often highly addicted to the website. In order to be classified as a facebook mogul, one must have over three hundred friends and over one thousand wall posts.

The girl was hospitalized after she spent her entire spring break looking at facebook. She had forgotten to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom. She was a real facebook mogul.

Facebook Mogul by Matthew Bishop March 13, 2007

Facebook Cruisin' 

Sitting on facebook for multiple hours creeping on peoples facebooks and cruisin through their friends and what not

Tesnow was facebook cruisin' hardddddd

Facebook Cruisin' by Scott Calvin March 22, 2010