A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).
Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
by Grass-eater August 26, 2022
Get the There's wiser eating grassmug. Cunnilingus.
Most commonly attributed to Jim Morrison of The Doors. This line is originally from the blues song “Back Door Man” by Willie Dixon. The singer is bragging about all the married women he has sex with, sneaking out the back door while her husband is coming in the front.
Most commonly attributed to Jim Morrison of The Doors. This line is originally from the blues song “Back Door Man” by Willie Dixon. The singer is bragging about all the married women he has sex with, sneaking out the back door while her husband is coming in the front.
by JohnWayne_FightOn June 4, 2022
Get the Eat More Chickenmug. by shotgunsally March 21, 2011
Get the grandma eating nachosmug. by Eat Your Cereal NOW January 28, 2021
Get the Eat your cerealmug. by I will help woman May 7, 2021
Get the Eat chocolate daymug. something you would want to do after witnessing something that is wholesome. intentionally written 'bean' so as not to be confused with eating some beans when you want to consume actual beans.
by chesh bean December 15, 2021
Get the eat some beanmug. What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.
by Luchasi July 28, 2017
Get the Eat Humble Pussymug.