welfare dragon

A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.

"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"

by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014

Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.

Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.

by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014

Dungeons and Dragons

Please don't murder hobbo in my game

They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign

by Ohgodwhyfuckingwhypainaaaah April 10, 2020

Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.

A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.

by visgean January 7, 2015

Dragon Rouge

The Dragon Rouge is when a girl wants an orgasm during sex while she is in her period. She will refer to the Dragon Rouge by saying that she wants to go to it.

I want to go to the Dragon Rouge.

by Pigfat October 24, 2011

Dragon tamer

A person, typically female, who possesses the unique and inherent prowess of make a man and his shlong fall helplessly and hopelessly victim. To *tame* the beast.

It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.

“Yo niqqa don’t let that bitch go. She’s a real dragon tamer!”

“Word? Shit. Brb gonna buss’ a nut.”

by Big ol’ wang January 16, 2018

Dragon’s Breath

When you have smoke still coming out of your mouth and you try to talk after hitting a huge blunt.

Shit, that blunt gave me dragon’s breath.

by Redhood21 January 24, 2019