House of the Dragon

A fantasy television series, the prequel to Game of Thrones. It's about really angry blond people fighting over an iron chair. It's also got lots of dragons, sex and violence. And the cast is lowkey hot.

Person 1: Who's your favourite character in House of the Dragon?
Person 2: Daemon Targaryen can slam me to the ground and have his way with me.

by wtfshesthirsty September 2, 2022

welfare dragon

A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.

"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"

by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014

Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.

Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.

by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014

Dragon Shower

The act of pissing on someone's face after consuming a large amount of tabasco.

Timmy gave a dragon shower to lisa last week, she couldn't see a thing for days

by Darkcobrabws July 3, 2016

dragon queen

A super bad bitch

Dragon queen fucked that nigga up!

by Dragon queen February 4, 2017

Dungeons and Dragons

Please don't murder hobbo in my game

They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign

by Ohgodwhyfuckingwhypainaaaah April 10, 2020

evil dragon

The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.

Mary Kate: Shut up evil dragon im trying to give a presentation!

by marykatkinz January 1, 2012