Floof Dragon

A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.

A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg

by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008

Dungeons and Dragons

Please don't murder hobbo in my game

They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign

by Ohgodwhyfuckingwhypainaaaah April 10, 2020

fatal dragon

When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and shit will come out.

I gave her a fucking fatal dragon last night, I'm so glad I was at her place, damn what a nasty shitpile.

by Adnan O December 13, 2008

Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.

Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.

by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010

Spewing Dragon

When a chick is deep throating you and you do not warn her that you are about to cum. If she is out of breath she will spew cum all over you like a fire breathing dragon.

Dude that girl last night went all cum spewing dragon on me... had to wash me and the sheets.

by THEpitDickler May 22, 2017

Drowning Dragon

This is when you are receiving Oral Sex and right after you cum in her mouth before she swallows it you grab her throat causing her to choke, caugh and spit it up shooting it out of her mouth. Her making all the drowning noises makes it even better.

How come the Drowning Dragon never made an appearance in the movie Dragon Heart. I guess they should make a X rated version so I can see a chick choke on the mans happy ending.

by IrishRedBalls January 11, 2018

welfare dragon

A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.

"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"

by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014