dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024

man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer

random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”

by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022

Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019

DAN-BOX

a small man with ligma

LOOK ITS A DAN-BOX

by by noob king January 11, 2019

Dan Mason

A pissflap

“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”

by Usvslahshshs February 11, 2023

Trill dan

dick game strong af and has the best gas in SA +++ got em bars

Trill dan gets money and hoes

by Anyone ;) November 12, 2020

Dan

Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.

"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"

by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021