The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.
by marykatkinz January 1, 2012
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"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"
by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014
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Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010
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Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
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Person 1: Who's your favourite character in House of the Dragon?
Person 2: Daemon Targaryen can slam me to the ground and have his way with me.
Person 2: Daemon Targaryen can slam me to the ground and have his way with me.
by wtfshesthirsty September 2, 2022
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