Dr. Savage is the most savage kid ever who randomly makes hardcore roasts for no reason, and has the most fire comebacks. Don't mess with a Dr. Savage unless you want to get cooked on hard.
Kid 1: You think you're so funny and great and strong, don't you?
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
by The Original Dr. Savage March 01, 2018
by 2MyTailfin May 21, 2020
The sexiest Scottish man you've ever seen in your life. He's so hot he'll make your ass quiver and your tits jolt with the mere soundwaves of his voice hitting your eardrums
by Arosinn January 11, 2021
“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
by The Stinkster July 28, 2024
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019
Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023